WE FINALLY MADE IT TO DER WUNDERSCHÖNE MAJESTÄTISCHE CLUB-LEUCHTTURM IN BAYERN!!!

I guess mercury isn’t in retrograde anymore because everyone in the crew was able to concentrate and form complete sentences for a good hour and we planned, drove and  made it to our road trip destination: The Beautiful Majestik Club-Lighthouse in Bavaria! THIS PLACE IS LIT-and just absolutely breathtakingly fascinating! This is so much better than that underground ice hotel we stayed in in Iceland or wherever and we don’t have to wear parka’s all the time! The added bonus is that Kastel Neuschwanstein  is somewhat nearby-it’s a beautiful twisty road through the forest completely covered by a canopy of all them giant, beautiful trees.

We’ll be here for a few months or so doing stuff and things going places and eating foods seeing things and exploring the roads and culture!

I need to find out how far away the Nurburgring is and get myself there to do 5 laps around “The Green Hell.” And yes, I I’m going to win it myself and demonstrate discipline and self control by driving ONLY 5 laps-UNLESS I BUMP INTO SOME COOL CAT WITH A BLACK PORSCHE 356C COUPE LIKE MINE, OR AN OLD SCHOOL HONDA FAN THAT INSISTS I DO A LAP IN THERE FF/EF CIVIC OR CRX.

We’ll be here for a while and there’s plenty of White House and Castle for everyone so holler at me if you wanna come join us. Pack a bag, book a flight and maybe even buy a VW Porsche or Audi through VAG’s (get your mind out of the gutter-Volkswagen Auto Group) European delivery program or something interesting we never got here in the US like a 1986 Volkswagen Polo G60 coupe or an 80’s Ford Fiesta XR2/Escort XR3(i) hatch or Cabriolet (/Escort RS Turbo/Sierra XR4i or a RUF YellowBird-the sky is the limit. FYI-Vehicles MUST be 25 years old to legally import register and own back home in the US). I strongly encourage you to look into import restrictions, and regulations before buy any thing you really like and want to take home when it’s time to board the plane to come home. But I’ve known a few people who flew over and bought a 86 GTI five door drove at their whole trip and sold it cheap or passed it on to one of the German friends they made during their trip.

Don’t just park it in the loading zone at the airport,  lock it up and go board your flight home like Trevor did. Cause that’s just damn rude and inconsiderate, but Trevor’s a douche canoe, always has been and will always will be one-unless he climbs the ladder to super douche canoe or get split in half and becomes two douche canoes. he just unloaded it locked it up and left it there. No hazard lights or nothing just kind of like that was his space to park is cheap rusty 85 Golf GTI 5dr. We all got a laugh five years later when we happen to land at that airport and he got flustered and indignant when his GTI wasn’t parked exactly where he left it. Dumbass Trevor was sure somebody had broken in and stolen his 35-year-old GTI that he had left parked in the loading or unloading zone of one of Germany’s highest volume airports that’s right in the middle of the Frankfurt. He could’ve bought a brand new Porsche 911 with the fines he paid for parking tickets, towing and almost 5 years of storage fees. Don’t make the mistake Trevor made, don’t be a douche like Trevor. His name is Trevor. You might wanna consider just going ahead and getting that changed and moving to a new town and city and never telling anyone.